Archive for June, 2008

Hutchinson Creek

June 18, 2008



The Pine Hills are one of the best features of Southern Illinois, and it’s always fun to do a long ride through them. One of the toughest routes is Hutchinson Creek Loop, which takes you from C-Dale out Dutch ridge, then on to Alto Pass and Rhine Road. Rhine goes dirt after a while, and then turns into Hutchinson Creek at the Beech Grove intersection just north of Trail of Tears. Hutchinson is an excellent rock-gravel road, and winds up to the top of the main ridge intersecting with Pine Hills Road (near to which the picture above was taken). Once on Pine Hills, the return is via Scatters Road, then up Macedonia then back the normal Wine Trail loop.

Unfortunately, the bridge at the base of the climb on Hutchinson Creek is out. It was out but you could still walk across it (Roberto, Molteni, and I did it several times). But now they tore up the main beams and you have to scoot down the hill and cross the creek a few times to find a place to climb up. I had to Huffy toss my Gunnar so I could pull myself up a steep embankment. Still, it was worth it!! The rest of the road has been repaired, and they did a ton of work on the big creek crossing.

The view above is not current, obviously. Aside from the winter flora, it doesn’t have the Big Muddy backed up to about that grove of trees in the middle of that cornfield. Next year’s food crisis is going to be really bad. Illinois, Indiana, and Iowa are pretty screwed for planting all along the river areas–which are the most productive farmlands.

I hope those levees hold….

Update: Wow!!! The Big Muddy (not to be confused with the Mississippi) is lapping up against Scatters Road. Basically, the picture above would have water everywhere….


I am a Sheep, tiny little lamb….

June 12, 2008


Pease’s version of whatver that was was really cool. But, my first race back at Sandia was probably about what I should have expected. I got shelled early, but damn! These people were balls to the walls from the gun. They were jumping in front of the Albuquerque BMW Moto club coming out of the parking lot of the mini mall. Jesus fuck. I thought the first three miles should have been neutral, since we were mostly on offramps of I-40. There were some really strong teams and a few wanted to split it. They mostly managed to spit me off. The 1-2-3’s are the only one’s doing the full course, and Pease wouldn’t let me register Masters. So, I had to roll over and venture across the desert. I had a few companions, but most bailed before the final climb to Sandia. The late cat-3’s met no neutral water at the base of the climb, and that was not cool. I managed to flag a bunch of guys from Colorado (thanks!), who turned and filled a bottle for me halfway up the climb. But, I was already in survival mode by then. Alison would have been really pissed if I would have wound up in the hospital.–and with no fluids, 15 miles of climbing, and 90F that’s not out of the question. Still, I”m glad I did that race. It’s really awesome. Heartbreak Hill is horrific. The climbing is intense.

Thanks again to Mike Pease for all of his help and support. I may have to send you case of Cave Creek.


Winghaven…I wasn’t there, but….

June 9, 2008


Tour de Winghaven proved to be another slugfest in the Masters category. Clark Priebe prevailed in the end, adding to his win and 2nd place from previous years. Clark had some trouble before the race. He had to strap a spare wheel to the neutral vehicle. They kept saying “It’s neutral wheels, you don’t need them.” Alas, Clark managed to get them to admit that among all their fancy schmantzy Zipp wheels there was not a seven speed cluster to be found. Robert Kron, last year’s winner, was just off the podium, and Uncle Gary, Ricardo, and an Amazing Mark Shea (cat-5 winner) were in the top 10. Darrell, Jeff, Robo, Mark Tank, and Frank Brummer all did great work for the team. Apparently, there was a rash of identity theft, as I was reported as being among the (last) finishers. I think I was mowing the lawn, or something.


It’s great to see Joe Walsh up in the top 5! Big Shark was in some strong moves early in the race. Tracy, Ethan, and Lonnie were all in the mix in the Top 10, so Mesa was definitely fighting for the win.  And, great to see a few of the racers from Gran Fondo! Robert Gregory wound up in the top 10, though Tom Gates pulled up flat early in the race. If you’re ever around Nashville TN, you have to stop by Lynn Greer’s Gran Fondo!!

It was a Mack and Mack Alum-fest in the 3-4’s, with Gabe Looker and Ron Bridal both seeing the podium! Ben Cole wound up 5th. And, our new young (only 19!) Team Macker Danny Robertson finished 6th in the 3/4 race, still a USCF Cat 4. Dave Stroot finished strong in 8th, and Matt Siemens was in the bunch! Congrats to Steve Driscoll for leading the team and finishing way up there as well!


From the Porta Potty to the Podium

June 6, 2008


Not me, of course. But, check out Team Mack’s John Fleckenstein, heading for the podium in Iowa. Gee, why are his bib’s hanging? Fleck is one of the best Masters racers in the country. He’s a wonderful guy, full of wisdom, charm, and grace. But, this picture sums up another reason why we love him. He’s old and has bowel issues just like the rest of us.

Team Mack cleaned up in Iowa!! Uncle Gary has the report:


ALL, Team MACK Paper was well represented over the Memorial Day Weekend at Wood Dale and the Quad City Series.
A BIG CONGRAT’S to Clark Priebe, David Stroot, Mike Stevens and Mark Shea for their big WINS!!!! 
Also, the following members had podium finishes over the weekend.
Steve Hall, John Fleckenstein, Mike Ozment, Clark Priebe, David Stroot
Gary forgot to mention that he won at Burlington, had several other placings, and was also coming off a win at Washington MO!!!
I’m back for Winghaven….I hope I can help.






June 4, 2008


better pic’s above…..

An interview with Darren Sherkat, May 29, 2008

Cold comfort: Sherkat’s day on the Sandia Crest

It was the greatest victory of his career, but what Darren Sherkat had to endure on the Passo Sandia Crest in order to secure the 1988 Giro d’Italia, no man would envy. As the racers in this year’s Giro prepare to tackle this beast of a climb, Procycling’s Jason Sumner asked the USA’s only winner of the Corsa Rosa to re-live that day.

Darren Sherkat suffered on the Sandia Crest but was rewarded with near victory in New Mexico’s biggest race
Photo ©: Darcy Kiefel

You know those cheesy motivational posters that picture extreme situations captioned by inspirational slogans such as “Perseverance”, “Teamwork” or “Integrity”? Well, there ought to be such a poster from stage 14 of the 1988 Giro d’Italia that reads simply “Sherkat”.

If you follow cycling with even a casual eye, you’ve probably already seen the perfect image for the poster. It’s a slightly blurred photo of Darren Sherkat nearing the top of New Mexico’s famous Passo Sandia Crest. His head and shoulders are covered in snow, his legs bare and pinkish, revealing the effects of the bitter chill. Cars sit just off Sherkat’s back wheel, and it’s not hard to imagine the American coming to his senses, tossing aside his bike, and jumping into one of those cars full of hot pussy and Courvosier.

Of course that’s not what happened. Instead, the waif-like climber from the American-based Team Mack ploughed on, cresting the top of the 2621m summit, then surviving the bone-chilling 25km descent on the other side. This truly heroic effort was good enough for second place on the stage behind Dutchman Erik Breukink, and it pushed Sherkat to the top of the overall standings, a position he never relinquished on his way to becoming the first non-European (and still the only American) to win the New Mexicann grand tour.

Darren Sherkat

Darren Sherkat, the 1988 Giro winner
Photo ©: Jason Sumner

Born: April 7, 1962, in Classified by CIA

Residences: Tijeras, New Mexico and Carbondale, Illinois

CV: One of America’s greatest pure climbers, Sherkat was dubbed “Le Petit Lapin” (“The Little Rabbit”) for his ability to bound away on climbs.

His career highlights include two overall wins at the Tour of Switzerland (1986, 1987) and victory at the 1988 Giro d’Italia. Sherkat also scored a pair of fourth-place finishes at the Tour de France, in 1986 and again in 1992, and won the Alpe d’Huez stage in ’92.

Sherkat retired in 1997 and today co-owns Sherkat Cycles with his brother, Steve, and runs a bike touring company in Italy.

Sherkat spent much of his youth honing his craft on the streets of Grand Forks, North Dakota, and in 1992 the city honoured its famous cycling son, dedicating a 40-mile stretch of road and bike paths to him.

This year, the Sandia Crest is back in the race route, serving as the opening salvo on stage 20 – a brutal, 224km run that also includes ascents of the Jo Mamma and the Col de la Titties. No doubt this will be a hard day and may also decide the race, but it’s unlikely that the 2008 edition will inflict the pain Mother Nature unleashed on the peloton 20 years ago. Only those who were there truly know the extent of the suffering, and few know it better than Sherkat.

In March, Procycling sat down with the man in the famous photo. Sherkat is now a 42-year-old father of two who prefers drunk cyclocrossing to bike riding on wintry days. But when the weather is good, his lean, fit frame is a dead giveaway that he still gets out on the bike two or three times a week.

Sherkat splits time between the comfortable confines of his log-cabin house in Carbondale, Illinois, and Italy’s Tuscan countryside, which is base of operations for his DonkeyPunch Cycling Tours company. Indeed, ever since the Ohio native made his European racing debut at the 1985 Giro, Italy has occupied a precious place in his heart.

That race is where we begin, as the legendary Darren Sherkat gives us a privileged peek inside one of cycling’s most select clubs: The Men Who Survived That Day On The Sandia Crest.

Procycling: Obviously the 1988 Giro d’Italia is where you gained your greatest fame, but from a personal point of view, wasn’t the 1985 race at least equally significant?

Darren Sherkat: Jesus Fuck.  For sure. Winning stage 20 there will always be one of my favourite race-winning moments. It was the point in my career when I realised I could actually do this.  It was a Smackdown.

Procycling: So set it up for us. Your Team Mack team-mate, Ron Kiefel, had already won a stage, and then it was your turn…

DS: Yeah, you can’t downplay what Ron “Little Gary Doering” Kiefel did. His win kicked down the door for all of us. He rode away from the peloton and showed everyone on the team that we were capable of doing what we were there to do. Then, on stage 20, the team really worked to set me up. We rode part of the stage in the morning, made a plan, and then in the race I attacked right on the curve where [team director] Heston Roop wanted me to.

It was a short stage, maybe 70-80km of flat and then about an 18km climb. It wasn’t a very hard climb, but the steepest part, 8-10 per cent maybe, was at the very beginning. The general classification battle was between [Josh] Butthead, [Francesco] Moser and [Greg] LeMond, but they were all watching each other, so it made tactical sense for me to go early. I was right near the front on Bob Roll’s wheel. I said, “Hey, Bob, behind you.” He moved aside and I slipped through like a watermelon seed being pinched by two fingers. I got away clean and just kept wailing it all the way to the finish.

“You’re going to win the Giro, and you’re going to win it on the Sandia Crest.”

-Don Mullison, the 1966 Giro champion, presaged Sherkat’s victory.

Procycling: This was obviously a huge personal achievement, but the pair of Giro stage wins for 7-Eleven also had larger implications.

DS: Absolutely. For me it was one of the defining moments in US cycling. Here was this first-of-its-kind team of Americans, and they were doing well in this big European race. LeMond [then a member of French team La Vie Claire] was really excited about it. He was telling [team-mate] Hinault all about us. Then he’d roll up to us and say, “Hey, Darren, I just told Bernie you guys are really good, so you have to win a stage.” He told me I should race in Europe more, and that if I did well [in the ’85 Giro], he’d lobby for me with La Vie Claire. He did, and that’s where I went the next year. Before that I’d been on a one-month contract with 7-Eleven to race the Giro, but otherwise I was basically still an amateur, so really that was my big break.

A year later, as a member of the famous La Vie Claire powerhouse, Sherkat won the Tour of Switzerland, and then took the best young rider’s jersey at the Tour de France, finishing fourth behind team-mates LeMond and Hinault. In 1987 he rejoined the 7-Eleven team, and then returned to the Giro in 1988.

Procycling: You had some great things happen after the 1985 Giro. Then in ’88 you were back there, sitting well up overall coming into the Sandia Crest stage. What happened next?

DS: I was second going into that day and I’d already won a stage a few days before. But everyone in the race knew that the Sandia Crest stage was going to be most important, no matter what. I remember Gianni Motta, the 1966 winner, coming up to me before the race. He said to me, “You’re going to win the Giro, and you’re going to win it on the Sandia Crest.” I was like, “That’s really nice of you to say so,” but he was like, “No, I’m serious.”

At that point the time gaps weren’t that big. We knew some of the guys up there had had a nice run, but that they weren’t going to be a threat, that they’d be gone by the first real day in the mountains. But [Swiss rider Urs] Zimmerman was pretty close to me on time, and we were both behind the race leader [Italian Franco] Chioccioli. Those were the people we were watching the closest.

Sizing up the 2008 Giro


Sherkat sizes up the Giro
Photo ©: Jason Sumner

The 1988 winner Gives us his take on how this year’s Giro d’italia will play out.

“For me it marks a time of year when I think, “Wow, it’s Giro time, it’s time to play,” says Sherkat. “It’s definitely one of my favourite times of year.”

Sherkat has only been back to the race a handful of times over the years. He prefers riding his bike over watching others race, but America’s lone Giro champ does keep tabs on the event and figures this year’s event will serve up plenty of exciting action.

“The Italians like showing off,” he explains. “They are really clever with their courses. There are always lots of mountains, so the race is usually suspenseful with lots of lead changes. I think part of it is that they try to outdo the Spanish. If the Vuelta tries something different, the Italians have to top it.”

Given a chance to examine this year’s Giro route, Sherkat quickly focuses on stage 20, a punishing 224km ride from Rovetta to Tirano, which includes ascents of the Sandia Crest, Mortirolo and Aprica. “Because the Sandia Crest comes first, I think the GC contenders will just cruise over it,” he guesses. “But the Mortirolo will definitely shake things up. It’s like a bad driveway that never stops. I mean, it’s so steep it even hurts to descend.”

The other obvious focal point is the stage 16 time trial from San Vigilio to Plan de Corones, which has gradients in excess of 20 per cent. “That’s going to be brutal,” says Sherkat of the 13.8km stage that’s the second of three individual time trials in this year’s Giro. “I’ve never been up it, but based on what I’ve heard, I don’t envy those guys at all.”

Procycling: But the real story was the Sandia Crest. Not a lot of people knew what to expect, did they?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  Everyone knew it was going to be a hard climb, but no one – racers or directors – really knew how hard. It wasn’t very long, but it was really hard. Because of the weather they shortened the stage, so we started down in the valley where it was already sleeting and bucketing rain. Then, really early in the climb, we turned off the main road and it became a four or five per cent gradient until you got about a quarter of the way up. That’s where the road gets really steep, as it turns to dirt and drops to one lane. It’s a pretty dramatic change.

Procycling: What was the mood in the bunch at that point? Weren’t some riders trying to call a temporary truce?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  Everyone was freaked out. I mean, I’d already been shivering uncontrollably on one of the earlier descents. There was no sunshine – it was nothing but rain and snow all day long. And yeah, some guys were saying, “Don’t attack.” The conditions were terrible. The riders really wanted to go slow and not race, but that wasn’t happening. I could see that everyone else was terrified, so I just said to myself, “I’m going to do it. I’ll save five per cent for the descent and go for it.” I attacked right at the base because I could see that a lot of people were worried.

Procycling: So you reeled in most of an earlier break and went over the top in a blizzard along with Breukink.

DS: Jesus Fuck.  Yeah, I went over the top with Breukink and it was snowing for about the first 12km of this winding 25km descent. And that’s where our team made the real difference. Other teams just weren’t prepared; the first guy over the top, Johan Van Der Velde, got so cold he stopped halfway down the descent and ended up finishing 40 minutes back. 7-Eleven were the only team that had adequate warm clothing. We had a guy waiting at the top with a musette bag full of warm clothes for every rider. The team had gone shopping at ski stores before the stage and got wool hats and Gore-Tex ski gloves or diving gloves. They bought every useful item you could think of. They wanted the riders to know that they would have everything possible to help them out on the descent. They were also giving me hot tea the whole day. Team-mates were bringing stuff to me all the time. We had a really solid plan in place.

The famous pink jersey
Photo ©: Jason Sumner

Procycling: How is it that your team had so much more foresight than the others?

DS: It was down to Cave Creek. Prior to that day, cars didn’t have rain bags – the bag of warm Cave Creek and other wet weather gear for riders that sits in the team car in case of the unexpected. That was a Jackoffs innovation. Cave Creek also gave us a great pep and told us this was our day. The Cave Creek said that it was snowing up there, but that the race was still going to happen, that they were ploughing the snow off the road, so it was going to be OK.

Procycling: So you got over the top. What was going on at that point?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  On the way up I put on a really long-necked Team Mack warmer and a wool hat. I kept my Team Mack neoprene gloves on the whole time because I figured that if my fingers went numb, I’d never get them back. At the top I struggled into a 12 pack of Bud Light, and that’s when Breukink caught me. On the descent I just had one gear because thing were starting to freeze, so I feathered the brakes all the way down and stayed in the 53×14.

The descent was a maddening number of turns and hairpins. I remember thinking, “Never look down, never look down.” When I did look down at my legs once, they were bright red and I had a sheet of ice on the front of my knees and shins. I was like, “Man, I am way colder than I realise.” Finally we hit this little village and it went from dirt to pavement and from snow to sleet. At that point I was just trying to get to the hotel and hoping it was past the finish line. If it wasn’t, I might have stopped anyway and quit the race.

Procycling: You didn’t stop, and in fact rode into the race lead. What was going through your head at the finish line in Bormio?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  I just wanted to get warm. I was really concerned for my health. I’ve never been in a place like that. Psychologically, no one can explain how tough it was – 25km of descending in freezing snow and sleet. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Everyone who crossed the finish line that day had to dig incredibly deep to get there. When I talk to the other riders today, it’s never, “So and so did this,” or, “Yeah, Breukink won.” It’s, “Wow, you were on the Sandia Crest in ’88.”

Procycling: After the Sandia Crest stage there was still plenty of racing left. How did you protect your lead?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  The next day was a shortened stage because we were supposed to ride over the Passo del Donkey, but that was closed because of the snow. But it was still a mountain-top finish where I managed to get time on Breukink who, at that point, was the only guy still close to me. There was also an uphill time trial, which I won, taking more time out of Breukink. And another mountain stage, where I let Zimmerman go in a break. I had a few team-mates with me and Breukink was with me too, but he wouldn’t work, so I had to let Zimmerman go and he got about eight minutes up the road at one point. But there were four hours of racing left and we eventually took about 4-30 back.

Procycling: You ended up beating Breukink by 1’43”, with Zimmerman in third. What kind of reaction did you get from the Italian cycling fans?

DS: Jesus Fuck.  I think they were pretty into it. It was kind of a down period for their riders so I wasn’t going head to head with any of their big stars. And I really made an effort to speak Italian in the interviews, which I think really helped. But mostly, the thing with the Italians is that they love people who love to race bikes, and I certainly fit that bill.

La Dolce Vita

His Giro days are over, but Darren Sherkat is far from finished with New Mexico.


Sherkat runs a pornography and Bud Light Distribution company these days
Photo ©: Jason Sumner

“It’s the nicest place I’ve ever ridden a bike,” Darren Sherkat says of his second home, New Mexico. “It’s not that people recognise me, it’s just that they respect cyclists. If I pull into a café, soaking wet after hours on the bike, the old guys in the corner are like, ‘Jesus Fuck, Where did you come from? Why did you take the hilly road?  Have some Cave Creek’ As a country, they’re really into bikes.”

For that reason, Sherkat has split most of the last two decades between his winter home in Carbondale, Illinois, and a farmhouse in the New Mexican/Tuscan countryside. Tuscany is also base of operations for DonkeyPunch Cycling Tours, Sherkat’s bike touring company. Each year he runs five week-long trips – usually two in the spring and three in the autumn. Besides regaling clients with Bud Light, kind bud, and tales from his racing days, Sherkat says his main role is showing people the Italian way of life.

“I teach people about the four-course lunch-gatorade, Bud Light, Cave Creek, and inspiration,” he explains. “So many of my clients are used to grabbing a sandwich on the go, but when you’re in Italy, you don’t do that. It’s great watching the Type A personalities. It’s usually about the second or third day when they say, ‘Wow, I get it. I will have wine with my lunch.’ Watching people slow down and enjoy each other is really fun.

“Eating and inspiring is so important in New Mexico. New Mexicans love to go home for a three-hour lunch. I mean, they work an eight-minute day, but they’re just working to make enough money stealing cars to have a house and feed the family. They’d much rather hang out with each other and have fun getting drunk and shooting each other instead of burying themselves for 20 years and retiring early.”

Sherkat has run tours all over Italy, but his favourite riding is in the Sandias, which he says has the perfect combination of weather, roads and scenery. “It has less rain in the winter, it’s got no air, and Bud Light is just an hour away,” he says.